A New Zealand man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
in a cafe when an Aussie tourist
chewing gum, sat next to him.
The New Zealander politely
ignored the Australian, who,
never the less started up a conversation.
The Australian snapped his gum and said,
'You Kiwi folk eat the whole bread?'
The Kiwi frowned,
annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
and replied, 'Of course.'
The Australian blew a huge bubble. 'We don't.
In Australia , we only eat what's inside.
Then we collect the crusts, recycle them,
and transformthem into croissants
and sell them to New Zealand .'
The Aussie had a smirk on his face.
The Kiwi listened in silence.The Aussie persisted.
'D'ya eat jam with the bread?'
Sighing, the Kiwi replied, 'Of course.'
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussie said,
'We don't.In Aussie, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers
in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell them to New Zealand .'
The Kiwi then asked,
'Do you have sex in Australia ?'
The Australian smiled and
said, 'Why of course we do.'
The New Zealander leaned closer to him and asked,
'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
'We throw them away, of course.' says the Aussie.
'We don't, says the Kiwi. 'In New Zealand ,
we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
and sell them to Australia .
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'